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TOP 10 REASONS TO STAY ROMAN CATHOLIC
- It's politically incorrect.
(Annoy the Catholic bashers.)
- You can sing badly, and no one cares.
(9 out of 10 American Cathlics are musically impaired.)
- You can impress your friends.
(Tell them you belong to a militant international institution.)
- Your Mother.
(Low cost way to keep her happy.)
- Great weddings!
(When it comes to cermony the Catholic Church is smokin'.)
- Great Pope!
- Saints.
(Talk about friends in high places.)
- Confession.
(No, it's not fun, but what a deal.)
- Dependability.
(Jesus founded our Church on Peter, the rock, and promised that the gates of hell would not prevail against it.)
- The Eucharist!
"He who eats My Flesh and drinks My Blood has eternal life, And I shall raise him on the last day. For My Flesh is real food and My Blood real drink. He who east My Flesh and drinks My Blood lives in Me and I in him" (John 6:54-56).
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