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		Three drunk guys are at a baseball game seated behind two nuns. They decide to have some fun with the nuns, so the first one loudly says, "I'm thinking of moving to Iowa because they only have 1000 Catholics there." The nuns just ignore him. The second guy says, in an even louder voice, "Well, I'm going to move to Wisconsin where they only have 500 Catholics." Still no reaction from the nuns. Now the guys are mad. The third guy leans over, spilling beer on the nuns, and screams, "I'm moving to Utah where they only have 100 Catholics." One of the sisters calmly turns with a beautific smile on her face and says, "You know, why don't you go to hell... there are NO Catholics there!"
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