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		There was a drunk who was totally off his face and one night he stumbled into a Catholic church and managed to stumble into a confessional. The priest heard the man come in and he waited for him to speak. A few minutes went passed and the priest could still hear the man breathing next door and so he waited. After about ten minutes the priest politely knocked on the wall to awaken the man or remind him to talk but all he heard was a slurred voice say, "No use knocking mate, there's no loo paper on this side either!"
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