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		TOP TEN PICK UP LINES USED BY ASIAN MEN 10. I may look like a nerd but it's only a disguise. 9. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back. 8. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis. 7. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chick from Street Fighter 2. 6. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine. 5. Yeah, (sniff) I cried loudly during "Joy Luck Club." 4. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice! 3. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time! 2. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless? 1. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality!
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