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You Might Be A College Student......
- If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen
- If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match
- If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal
- If you have ever written a check for 45 cents
- If you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles
- If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping
- If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (ie. Olympic Dream Team I or II)
- If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads
- If you cannot remember when you last time you washed your car
- If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip)
- If you have ever had to justify yourself for buying Natural Light
- If the first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself
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