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		Use your best Filipino accent. Use SINIGANG in a sentence. A Filipino mother told her daughter, "You see that boy there, you stay away from him. He sinigang! Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. *Ring, ring*.....Hello? Who SCHOOLING? Use UNO, DOSE, TRES in a sentence. UNO! DOSE TRES are on fire!!! Use CHICKEN NUT BREAD in a sentence. Aye Jun-Jun, Stop choking your sister! CHICKEN NUT BREAD! Use TENACIOUS in a sentence. I went to The Athlete's Foot yesterday to buy a pair of TENACIOUS. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence. DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence. Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think DEPOSIT is leaking. Use PERSUADING in a sentence. Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence. I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION every morning. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in one sentence. At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, "Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?" Use DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES in one sentence. If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl, she is called DIFFERENCES. Use PROTESTANT in a sentence. Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the PROTESTANT. Use IRAQ, IRAN and EGYPT in one sentence. IRAQ is bigger than a stone; IRAN is faster than a walk; and EGYPT is smaller than a truck. Use INDAY in a sentence. (In your best Whitney Houston voice): INDAAAAAAAAAAY will always love you...ooooooo. Use DINUGUAN in a sentence. I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried DINUGUAN. Use HOSTESS in a sentence. To answer a ringing telephone, you say, "HOSTESS?"
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