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		EXCUSES DRIVERS HAVE WRITTEN ON INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS: 1. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 2. An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my vehicle and vanished. 3. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I saw that I had a fractured skull. 4. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.
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